Surviving Saturn Return

Join me in all my adventures as I approach the big 3-0. The planet Saturn takes 29.5 years to orbit the Sun; when it returns to the exact degree along the ecliptic it occupied at the time of a person's birth this is referred to as Saturn Return. Saturn is associated with fear, confusion, difficulty, accomplishment, reflection, and maturity. Astrologers believe that the 30th birthday is a major rite of passage and marks the "true beginning" of adulthood.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Dammit! This almost makes me want to pay for cable.

Thanks to the folks at Gawker and YouTube for the awesome Colbert Report Clip.


…in other news, I am feeling particularly rejected and embarrassed due to the MIA phone call from the now infamous bartender. Pluckhh! (have taken to sample sale shopping and once again spending too much money to make myself feel better. …what? It’s better than eating ice cream and/or drinking too much!!!)

2 Comments:

  • At 12 July, 2006 11:42, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    He doesn't know what he is missing. Next!

     
  • At 13 July, 2006 18:12, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Yes, NEXT. Don't lose your ability to take romantic risks... it will pay off when the guy is truly worthy of you!

     

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